In anticipation of the Presidential elections and in honor of America’s love of reality television, I propose a new way to choose a President. The Presidential Reality Marathon. The show will be a combination of all of our favorite reality TV features.
As the creator of the new system, I have taken the liberty of predicting winners based on a number of qualifying factors. Here you go:
Survivor: John McCain - POW, 4 bouts of cancer, hands down winner
The Biggest Loser: Mike Huckabee – Lost 110 pounds in 2003
The Apprentice: Rudy Guiliani – He’s tough, ruthless and lives in the same town as The Donald.
The Great Race: Barack Obama – He’s the only candidate that can pull the “race” card effectively
Extreme Home Makeover - Hillary Clinton. Love those White House antiques in her NY crib.
America’s Next Top Model: John Edwards – Love the Hair
Dancing With the Stars: Joe Biden: The Villages
American Idol: Mike Huckabee – Plays a wicked bass guitar and lists Led Zepellin as his favorite band. Don’t tell the Baptists
Beauty and the Geek: Dennis Kucinich – ‘nough said
Trading Spouses: Rudy Guiliani
Deadliest Catch: Fred Thompson – He looks as if he’s caught something deadly
Extreme Makeover: Mitt Romney – He’s changed positions on the issues so many times, he doesn’t even look like the same guy anymore
Are you Smarter than a 5th Grader: We retired this game after all the 5th graders beat President Bush
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this is a fantastic new approach to electing our leader and i agree with all of your predictions. :)haha
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